Down On The Farm Stuff....

Wednesday, December 31, 2003 :::
doubleDrive-They just broke up right after they got signed

This is totally new to me but my friend just read on a message board that the band is defunked as of Dec. 2003
Go here to see

Damn it! Guys you all had it!


::: posted by Dont at 5:03 PM

Saturday, December 13, 2003 :::

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One of the few bands that I really consider that are just kick ass! Check out there two Cd's and visit there web @ htpp:// Also, the lead singer (Donnie Hamby) use to be in a band called Steel Rain. If anyone knows where I can find the demos or Cd's email me @


::: posted by Dont at 3:19 PM

Monday, August 18, 2003 :::

"More Dirty Nursery Rhymes"

Hickory dickory dock
Some bitch was sucking my cock
The clock struck 2
Then I blew my goo
So, I dropped the bitch off on the next block

Hats off to the Dice Man!!!

Email me @ Girls are young, dumb and full of cum

::: posted by Dont at 8:46 PM

Friday, July 25, 2003 :::

"Nick Nack Patty Wack Give a Dog a Bone and Circumcision, what these two things have in common?"

This old man, he played one. He played nick nack on my thumb. With a nick nack patty wack give a dog a bone. This old man came running home.

This old man, he played two. He played nick nack with my poo. With a nick nack patty wack give a dog a bone. This old man came running home.

This old man, he played three. He played nick nack with a tree. With a nick nack patty wack give a dog a bone. This old man came running home.

This old man, he played four. He played nick nack with a whore. With a nick nack patty wack give a dog a bone. This old man came running home.

This old man, he played five. He played nick nack with my wife. With a nick nack patty wack give a dog a bone. This old man came running home.

This old man, he played six. He played nick nack with Joe Bob's Piss. With a nick nack patty wack give a dog a bone. This old man came running home.

This old man, he played seven. He played nick nack with Peter, Jon and Kevin. With a nick nack patty wack give a dog a bone. This old man came running home.

This old man, he played eight. He played nick nack with a snake. With a nick nack patty wack give a dog a bone. This old man came running home.

This old man, he played nine. He played nick nack with my sign. With a nick nack patty wack give a dog a bone. This old man came running home.

This old man, he played ten. He played nick nack with a hen. With a nick nack patty wack give a dog a bone. This old man came running home.

I feel it should be left up to the child when he gets of a certain age! I am not cut and I look like a baby elephunt! lol But, I for ine am extremely glad that I was never cut. I have many differnt friends and well I have a lot of people I will just come out and ask them about this, even if I only chated with them once or twice! lol I'd say about 90% say they wish they had been given a choice. A lot of the guys say, " I wish I knew what it was like" No going back on that! Can always have it done at any time in life. But you can never get it back. Yes, a plastic surgeon can graph it or replace it but the nerve endings are dead and can not be replaced. So, you would have the look but not the feel! That's the whole point. Many guys I talk to that at one time were not cut but now are , wish to God they had never went through with it. They said there fucking experience went way down. As far as intenseness!!!! Between 1940-1970's 85% of all new born males were cut! Between 1980-Current date 81% of all males are not. It starting to come around! Finally................. But, for those of us that are around the age of 20-30's We are some of the last that were cut. So, most of my friends are cut, which I am not. NO changing that one. But, for my son. When he's gets to the age of being in a loker room. More of the guys will not be cut!

Email me @ Go fly a fucking kite, already!

::: posted by Dont at 3:14 AM

Tuesday, July 15, 2003 :::

"Two Root Canals and a Big Bill"

Email me @ Leave Me Alone

::: posted by Dont at 5:58 PM

Sunday, July 06, 2003 :::

"Coming Soon To A Blogg Near You"

Creator, Dictator and Munipulator

p.s. This just might be about someone you know!

Email me @ I really do not give a flying fuck

::: posted by Dont at 5:59 PM

Thursday, July 03, 2003 :::

"Love's a Motherfucker"

Why is it that when we are first in love it's great and all new. And then it turn into one giant freaking nightmare! For some of us it takes years. Others it takes months. And for the elite few weeks and or days! I loved being in love yet now I hate being in love. Someone, explain that one to me. You all know exactly what I am talking about.... The same old shit here and there. It's the same no matter where your from what race you are, no matter what we all fall out of love. But, why?

For guys, it's pretty cut and dry. We get what we want we defeat it and then we move on. It's in our human nature. Some think this is a cop out but I say think back for a few mins. Every since the creation of man. We were dumb as fuck! Eve, got us to eat the fucking apple, because she said she would give is some head if we did!!!! LOL Then after that any time a female would offer us males anything we would say hopes of some ass.

Sorry girls, but this is so true you all are in fucking denial. Female are way more complex and layout their plans. Short term and long term. Females are what make the world keep turning. They are what makes all the world keep going on and on! Just face it. Yet, knowing this they still plot after us. They get in groups of ither females and say shit like,' yeah Chris got me this for no reason" but in reality Chris got her the gift in hopes of a free fuck! But it's not really free! He bought the gift in hopes of some ass and whether or not he gets any he will be right back up to the plate to swing again. We men are brain dead humans. Once a female smiles at us we assume she wants to fuck us! Ladies, that's just the way it is and you all know it too. Every time you pass a male and smile at him. That poor bastard is ready to lick the ground you walk on. Clean your dog. Feed your cat. Basically do anything and I do mean anything to get into your panties!!!!

Email me @ Leave Love Alone, You stupid Dumb Ass Fucker

::: posted by Dont at 11:15 AM

Tuesday, July 01, 2003 :::

Here are some things I just do not get. I will list the animal then the food it is called:

Animal Food

Chicken Chicken
Cow Hamburger
Calf Veal
Fish Fish
Pig Sausage
Left overs Hot Dogs
Snake Snake

Now, who in the fuck came up with these names? Ok, I get chicken = chicken and fish= fish. But, why is it that we don't say let's go eat a cow or a cow burger? Sounds werid but we do it for chicken and fish. Ok, now let's try this one.... A calf which is a baby cow, we call it veal... what the fuck. That gives places even more right to charge more. I say put on the menu, here lies a dead baby cow. lol I don't know I just never really understood why we had different names for some foods and not others? If you can think of anymore email me or comment on this. Or if you know why they have different names please take time out of my fucking shrot day and let me know! By the way, my comments are not working all of the time so best email me anyway for right now and if that bothers you then kiss my ass!

Email me @ Shut the Fuck up, Already!

::: posted by Dont at 10:24 AM

Monday, June 30, 2003 :::

"The Mall"

Ok, let me see here. I am 26 yrs old and love to have fun. I took my family wife and two kids to go see Finding Nemo this past Saturday and to my surprize there was nothing but teens everywhere! I mean like no room to move. Most were standing in groups of 5 or more and doing nothing. I mean there is tons of places in the mall for this but there were just in front of stores openings and not moving. I had several teens that ran right into my daughter which is 4 yrs old and when I turned to tell them to watch the fuck out the mall pigs were there to tell me there just childern. Of course I told the Mall Pig to get a goddman fucking clue and to step the fuck off or I didn't care to go to jail for hitting the Mall Pig!!! Look I was a teen not to long ago and I hated hanging out at the mall but when i did I didn't horde the Mall for myself. Then I seen a person there that I knew from the past. He was wearing all black and had like belts all over his black gay pants. He wears probally a size 24 but he had a size 44 on!!!! Dumb fucker. He didn't see me but I observed him and his fucking dumb ass teen friends. He acted like he was the shit. Not one fuckin dumb ass Mall Cop called them down! But when a group of guys ran into my sons stroller and I turned to them to tell them to watch the fuck out, I am the one that had the Mall Pig after me! So. I took matters into my own hands.

I followed and watched these fuckers that last tripped over my 1 yr old son and watch to see what they were driving. then when we got out of the movie 2 hrs later. I took my fuckin pocket knife a slit there fuckin Honda Prelude's tire. Not jus tone, cause that's too easy to just put a spar one. But I slit all fucking four of them to where they couldn't have them patch. Oh no they must buy four new ones! :-) O' yes sweet victory. Yes I have resorted back to my old ways and being a teen. But it is better for me to do this than to fucking kick there goddamn teeth down there face and taking a shit in there hair.

By the way the teen that I know that I seen at the mall, well one of you that read my Farm post(s) know him! ;-) He's such a fucking dickhead.

Email me @ You Fucking Idiots

::: posted by Dont at 8:53 AM

Friday, June 27, 2003 :::

"I never promote until now!!!"

Ok, I am metallica fan and since the Black Album, I have felt like most loyal fans from the early 80's...LOST and CONFUSED. Load and Re-Load are great albums by themselves. But, in comparison to the 6 previous albums (Kill'em All, Ride The Lighting, Master of Puppetts, Garage Days Re-revisited, And Justice for All and Black album) Load and Re-load were awful. Lars became sloppy. James decided to play simple parts and well Hammett never had a clue anywayz, lol I mean he never wrote but about 10% of the parts combined since Ride The Lightning. I get so mad when a friend or student say "Kirk Hammett is a guitar god" Not at all, James writes almost all of the rhythms and 85% of the sols. All Hammett can do is play fast. But has no clue for structure for a song. That is where Lars comes in. James writes it all down and then Lars says " take that oart put it here and play this 3 times and leave this part out until here" etc..... James and Lars are and always have been Metallica. I love Jason but they never let him in the front door! So, that isn't his fault.... Now that I got that out of my system! lol Here is the real reason I am writing this.

For the first time since 1991 I actually got goose bumps all over when I heard the St. Anger single. It was differnt than the Black album back through Kill'em All. But in a good way. A fresh new start and a new sound that actullay sounds like themselves. Look we all changes over the years. My playing has went through different shapes and colors over the last 23 years!!! BUt I still sound like myself. Now Load and Re-Load was great by themselves but wasn't them. Now with the new release of St. Anger, this is them and it's is one of the most well written and planned albums in the last 12 years! You must check it out. Plus it comes with a DVD with over 1 hour and 20 mins. of live footage of the reacording of each song. Now for those of you that remeber " A Year and a Half In The Life of Metallica" two VHS set. Which I might add we had to buy and pay for seperate. Well my dear friend this comes with the St. Anger CD for free. True it isn't over 4 hours like the old one based on the Black album, but it is free. Also you get a code to go to and enter this code for free downloads of the older songs and discount on stuff! Great job guys!!!!

Oh yeah, by the wat the new bass player play for Ozzy for the last several years! I am outta here!

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::: posted by Dont at 9:29 AM

Wednesday, June 18, 2003 :::

"My Top 5"
Not sure why I want to put this on here but o' well here it goes!

My Top 5 TV Series I love to watch no matter what......
1: Sliders
2: Charmed
3: X-Files
4: The Real World Season(s) 1,2,3,4,7,8 Don't even start!
5: Space Ghost Coast to Coast

Sliders should have been more popular but wasn't. I just do not see why
Charmed is just really kool, if you like it then go rent the DVD called "The Craft"
X-Files...enuff said it's the shit
The Real World - I know I will regret telling anyone that I like this show but I did and still do! Not sure why though!
Space Ghost Coast to Coast on The Cartoon Network a must see cartoon for adults. Usually on after midnight!

p.s I just found out starting in July on TNT. The new Ren and Stimpy (Adult Series) not repeats. All new ones!!!!!!!!!! hell yes!!!!!!!!

Email me @ I don't care mutherfucker

::: posted by Dont at 9:47 PM


"Little Bo Peep and Rain"

Rain today and for tomorrow so you all know I do not feel like typing. So, I will leave you with these words of wisdom!

Little Bo Peep fucked her sheep
Screwed her horse and licked his feet
She ate his ass so very nice
Tounged his balls not once but twice!

Three blind mice see how they run
Where the fuck are they going? There blind!!!

Little Boy blew, hey he needed the money

Email me @ Leave Me Alone

::: posted by Dont at 4:11 PM

Saturday, June 14, 2003 :::

"Watching the Moon Rise and the Sun Set"
Well it's strarting to get dark as I sit here all alone. I really hate to be alone, no one is here. No kids and no wife. I guess I could go watch a DVD or fix something to eat, but it seems sur-real. Well wouldn't you know it.... Rain again...Now I must go back inside! Go figure, lol. I am so bored out of my mind not knowing what to do. I even find thisc(Blogging) a waste of my time right now! Maybe I will go take a crap and then I feel :-)

Email me @ Damn it, it is dark agagin

::: posted by Dont at 6:01 PM

Friday, June 13, 2003 :::

"I Feel Good"

It's summer and I love it! I really hate the winter months... I love to be outside and being with the family.

Email me @ Good to be me!!!

::: posted by Dont at 5:11 PM

Monday, June 09, 2003 :::

"Bee Attack"

Today I set out to wash one of my cars. Easy enough. My daughter and I started washing the car and after a few minutes I started hearing the low level noise that was getting closer. Almost sounded like a lawn mower but not as loud. I look uo in the sky ans see thousands of fucking honey bees!!! I quickly grabbed my daughter and ran inside. The were like something out of a Stephen King movie! There were bouncing off the fuckin' door, one after another over and over. I have never seen anything like it. It took 4 hours before they calmed. I went next to the car later today and looked up in the tree. There was this hugh ass nest shapped like a letter "T" It's about 3 foot vertical and 4 foot horizontal... All I know is it's one big ass nest!!! Did I mention that the nest was BIG ?

Email me @ Jesus Christ, it's a swarm of bees!!!!

::: posted by Dont at 9:28 PM

Sunday, June 08, 2003 :::

"Coming Soon-Eat Shit and Leave Me Alone"

Email me @ Fuck Off

::: posted by Dont at 6:37 PM


"Hot Today and Rain Tomorrow"

Freakin hot today but rain again tomorrow. That just sucks!

Email me @ Hot as hell and I hate it too

::: posted by Dont at 2:15 PM

Thursday, June 05, 2003 :::

"Shopping and Hell....What do these two things have in common?"

Why in God's creation do we shop at the super markets? The really big ones that are open 24 hours (7 days a week). You know Wally World's!!! I see hundreds of unexpected people going in to spend hundreds of dollars and get home feeling cheated and ripped off. Two or three days later, back again and spending more money! Why, I ask? I try to stay away from these freakin' nightmares from hell itself. I seem to get upset before I even go inside the magical kingdom of sales hell. I find myself grabbing my wallet and clinching my money tightly. Know that I will come out with less money or no money at all. But, why I ask?

I have found much cheaper prices on items in other stores but the other stores doesn't have everything else. So, I do agree that these mega stores, from magical hell are easier to get everything in a one stop shopping, but at what price to pay. I would love to hear some thoughts on this. Please drop me a comment whether you agree or disagree.

Email me @ Pissed off and loving it !!!

::: posted by Dont at 8:42 PM

Wednesday, June 04, 2003 :::


As I sit here inside, I wonder why I am not outside. I love to be outside. Anywhere, doesn't matter where. As long as it's not raining. I do have some wuestions though... First of all who started the whole " cutting the lawn thing". Who's to say we can not let it grow and grow. I just do not understand. You see your neighbors outside like robots cutting the grass, trimming the trees. I agree that I think it looks nice to see a newly cut lawn or yard. But, why I ask? We do not go into the woods and cut down the grass and trees. We think it's beautiful as it is, left all alone! So, what's the difference? I have asked this many times to many different types of people and I get the same answer..... " I Do not know" No you tell me why is that? Why don't we know? Why are we all doin this ritualistic type event on a weekly basic? Comment or email me on this. I would love one good answer on this subject......

Email me @ I'm outside and do not leave me a message, lol

::: posted by Dont at 7:26 AM

Thursday, May 29, 2003 :::

"Be yourself and that's all"

Be yourself and that's all. Look people just be yourself. In a world of all things larger than life and with all the bullshit in this so called glory land, we need to just lay back and relax. I never see anyone taking care of themselves anymore. If they do it's for a fucked up reason! I want to know something, what in the hell is you all's idea of relaxing. Everytime I ask someone they stare into space and then reply with a answer of "well sleep." I don't know about you all but I don't sleep well at all. And haven't for years now. And why's that you ask. Because I have forgotten how to relax. Now days your doctor gives you a pill and says "this will make you better." And months later you go back with another problem and they give you yet another pill to take care of this new problem. I know so many of my friends and family that are pilled up so, so, so fuking much. There like a walking ZOMBIE!!!!! Goddman it..... I totally understand that medicine is needed for alot of things. But in this day and time instead of taking time to understand and listen to our bodies we just go get our mother's little helper. Take care of our bodies and relax

I would love for anyone reading this to finally respond to me by a emial or comment. Hell, why not both. Tell me if you agree or if you think I am full of shit!!! lol Until later, bye

Email me @ Don't Copy Me

::: posted by Dont at 2:24 PM

Thursday, May 08, 2003 :::

You are a loud mouth braggart!

What is your mental profile?
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::: posted by Dont at 4:51 PM

Saturday, April 26, 2003 :::
The war in Iraq? What you think?

Email me @ Down on the Farm

::: posted by Dont at 11:13 AM


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